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[radlilim]

According to today's fortune cookie, I've been wrong my entire life.

"A happy life awaits you in matriomony."

So that's where the problems with my life can be placed!

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[wenhaver.livejournal.com]

Move to Mass... or someplace more tolerant, like NZ. Then you can find your happy life in matriomony :P

[jkivela.livejournal.com]

That's what B said.

[spamcola.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're totally reading it wrong. You see, that was a bad, dismissable fortune since it doesn't conform to the "in bed" rule. A good fortune works with that. This one would be "A happy life awaits you in matrimony in bed". Not only is that horrifying English, but everyone knows that marriage and "performance" do not necessarily go together. I'd toss it and go "new fortune cookie please!!!"

[progger88.livejournal.com]

I'd have to say the problems lie with the government.

[calli-thaala.livejournal.com]

i got one today that was like "You and your wife will live a happy life together."

[jkivela.livejournal.com]

that's a good one, maybe you should be on that side of the fence?

[calli-thaala.livejournal.com]

*L* if i didn't have even worse luck on that side than i do on this one... ^_^