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radlilim ([personal profile] radlilim) wrote2006-06-01 12:05 pm
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According to today's fortune cookie, I've been wrong my entire life.

"A happy life awaits you in matriomony."

So that's where the problems with my life can be placed!
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[identity profile] wenhaver.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Move to Mass... or someplace more tolerant, like NZ. Then you can find your happy life in matriomony :P

[identity profile] jkivela.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what B said.

[identity profile] spamcola.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, you're totally reading it wrong. You see, that was a bad, dismissable fortune since it doesn't conform to the "in bed" rule. A good fortune works with that. This one would be "A happy life awaits you in matrimony in bed". Not only is that horrifying English, but everyone knows that marriage and "performance" do not necessarily go together. I'd toss it and go "new fortune cookie please!!!"

[identity profile] progger88.livejournal.com 2006-06-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have to say the problems lie with the government.

[identity profile] calli-thaala.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
i got one today that was like "You and your wife will live a happy life together."

[identity profile] jkivela.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
that's a good one, maybe you should be on that side of the fence?

[identity profile] calli-thaala.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
*L* if i didn't have even worse luck on that side than i do on this one... ^_^
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